The papers had good headlines, but...

[Dirt]

We got good coverage from the local news outlets. One headline read: "Hundreds of Mountain Bikers ride 'Exhilarating' Trail in QC." But they could have done better. What if TMZ or DeadSpin had been there? Perhaps they would have picked a better story line. Here are some I've been thinking of:

****ter's Full: Port-a-John's filled to capacity by well-hydrated (and apparently nervous) racers and fans!

National Mountain Bike Patrolman Requires First Aid After Failed Stunt.

SIS Shocker: Gunchie shows from Colorado just minutes before the start of the Novice race!

Alan-from-The Hangover Look-A-Like, Eppen, Takes Expert Prize Despite Dreaded Beard Drag

Shawshank Redemtion at Last: Brooks' Long-Lost Prison Shank Found in Tire of Local Racer

Race Director Wren: "This is What I Envisioned 14 Years Ago!"

It's fun to do...Anyone else have a good headline to share? Good times for sure!

[dirtboy]

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Fishermen wearing spandex after weekend race

your right, that is fun
peace
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