The Illinois DNR has determined that Sylvan Island is the Birthplace of Industrial type A poison Ivy. This type of Ivy itches where it DIDN'T touch you and on occassion can give the victim super powers, specific powers determined randomly.
Normally the DNR would protect this species in this area due to it being the only naturally occuring plant on the island, however actions meant to kill it only make it stronger so the ban has been lifted, work at your own risk.
The last person who attempted to spray has been missing ever since, and is presumably is now plant food.
Believe in yourself? Well sure, of course. But be aware that "believing in myself" has been the root cause of most of my injuries.
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"I feel sorry for people who don't do this." -Badfish41- after bombing the Hermosa's at Levis Trow.