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Thread: Vegetation, Steel, and Radiation

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    Default Vegetation, Steel, and Radiation

    ok, let's start the master thread...

    Who's got the dreaded Sylvan Island Poison Ivy?

    I'm breaking out with it in places that weren't exposed to the island!!

    Argh! We're all victims to the Island!
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    The Illinois DNR has determined that Sylvan Island is the Birthplace of Industrial type A poison Ivy. This type of Ivy itches where it DIDN'T touch you and on occassion can give the victim super powers, specific powers determined randomly.

    Normally the DNR would protect this species in this area due to it being the only naturally occuring plant on the island, however actions meant to kill it only make it stronger so the ban has been lifted, work at your own risk.

    The last person who attempted to spray has been missing ever since, and is presumably is now plant food.

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    maybe its your baby skin

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    I told you not to look at it. That only pisses it off even more. You are lucky it didn't pop a cap in your ass
    You'd understand if you know what I was talking about.

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    next time wear long sleeves and pants... a speedo is not Posion Ivy proof as you may now know......

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