Fester Jones is coming and he's bringing my BEER CHARIOT!! Is someone pulling Fester or is Fester pulling the Roman warrior? How long is the parade path? I hope the BC!! can handle a heavier load for an extended stretch. I'm not sure that's been tried before. Fester is a dense 210 lbs (space weight) and a little concerned that'll be a lot stress on the ol' axles. Maybe if Zach B were the warrior...I mean, that'd be great. Pretty sure a case of Bud Light outweighs the Zach Attack.

Whatever. I'm sure it will be fine. Just need to know who's pulling who.

**Also, I noticed that we have a ton of Fester horns in storage. Does anyone need one for their bike for the parade? Don't recall what they cost, but if you want one, say so here (someone else post up the price) and I'll bring them out. It'd be awesome if every bike had a Fester horn. We could make all kinds of racket rollin' down the street.