This is not a test. The emergency trail condition system has been activated due to extreme conditions. The trail condition gauge for Sylvan Island has been welded firmly into the "Awesome" position. Due to the unusual weather patterns, the welds on the needle are failing and at some point in the next 36 hours, we expect the needle will move to "OMG EVEN MORE AWESOMER!!!". You are advised to stock up on beverages and check tire pressures. If you have a fully, you are encouraged to utilize it to the fullest extent. This is the only warning you will receive. We are going off air now- to ride. Take care and we will see you after this emergency has passed.