Check yourself. Winter Time Trial on Fondo course (map below). Help stomp in a route.
One fat loop.
2.5 fat miles.
15 to 30 fat minutes.
Good fat luck.

Sign up 15 minutes before start time at Credit Island Lodge.
10AM Sunday January 4
10AM Sunday January 11
10AM Saturday January 24 (25th I AM FAT)
10AM Sunday Feb 1 TT finale (big game kickoff 530pm).

Doubt any stomping will occur after each TT. Pfft.

3.5" or wider tires required. Borrow one.
Points will be earned at each TT, and all count toward your series total (no throw aways).
1st = 10 pts
2nd = 9 pts so forth on down to 9th = 2 pts
10th and beyond = 1 pt
All participants receive at least 1 point. You must be present at the event and be timed by the TT "official" (no self-reported times). Series tiebreaker if needed is timed lap on the dirt mound in lodge back yard. Tiebreaker dab = DQ'd.

Series winner gets 100,000 points to use at their discretion. And a beverage of my choosing.

Google took image during flood, disregard accordingly.