"CLOSED" means the off-road trails are closed to all users--hikers, bikers, runners, dog walkers, stoners, drinkers, hipsters, handicappers, quadriplegic'ers, wheelchair'ers, unicyclers, tall bikers, fat bikers, handwalkers, nightwalkers, crawlers, toddlers, and zombies. As well as any other "ers" you can categorize yourself as.
That concludes today's PSA. Thank you for your time.