Quote Originally Posted by Dirt View Post
...Said the first ever winner of the Horse'sASS Worst Chili Award.
Good luck with that, Russ.

Steve, don't shoot the messenger. I didn't WRITE those comments. I only shared them with every soul within earshot employing the most emphatic reading I could muster. What did that one comment say? "This Chili smells like the inside of my garbage disposal a week after my cat puked Indian Food into the sink!"? Harsh.

Did one person get his ego hurt? Absolutely. In fact, I think it was crushed, pummelled and turned into gravel. But did the other 149 people thoroughly enjoy the moment at his expense? Clearly. And, for the record, the chili did taste like he buried a dog log somewhere in the middle of the crockpot.
Can't wait to eat some dog shit chili. I just scored a bunch of dead wildlife. Sadly I won't have time to make anything!