SIS USA-C Rules, Results, Complaints

[Guldy]

Was anyone completely denied starting because of the bar ends/plug issue? Good to see the officiant do what he thought was right; too bad it stressed some folks out. Anyway, I found another portion of USA-C rulebook related to the bar ends:
(g) . . . . . Handlebars for massed-start bicycles may not have forearm supports nor handlebar extensions or attachments that point forward.

NOW that the Director chimed in, I need to file a complaint. Per Fatbike results, I was entrant #276 "Unknown Runner". Other rules I found that were not enforced, and while I'm not gonna name names, involved Fatbike entrant #272:
3.14P - Any entrant engaging in top-tube surfing during the course of race events will be levied a 300 yard penalty lap loop for each infraction; penalties are to be completed prior to advancing across the finish line.
5.678TP - All entrants that commit assault upon fellow participants, such as kicking the rider, kicking the rider's handlebars or other harm, shall be levied a 300 yard penalty lap loop for each infraction. If the perpetrator committed the assault upon a fellow mountain bike club member, fellow fatbiker, fellow stomper, then the perpetrator shall be immediately and forthwith DisQualified (DQd for short).
9.131313FU - Persons that have ever utilized alias' such as "dirt; Dirt; Durty Grrrrrrllll" shall be denied entry into race events and shall be immediately escorted from the premises of USA-C activities, never allowed to return, banished forever henceforth. Liberal interpretation of this rule is not allowed; persons using alias' such as Dirtboy, Crud, Krud, K-Rud are acceptable and are encouraged to enter and shall be permitted to participate.

[Westy_3]

If only there was video evidence of this incident.

[jJohnson]

If only there was video evidence of this incident.

It's ingrained in my memory.

[Dirt]

I have no idea what this lunatic is rambling about.

Must be old age or something.

And I may or may not have this on video but I certainly wouldn't want to pull a Tiger Woods and increminate myself...

[bleedfororbea]

i do have such evidence! but it comes at a price!
i have footage of said surfing from a distance of less than ten feet, inwich guldy clearly without a doubt...... Did Not cause the wreck of former dodgetire champion dirt.
Soon as i consult with my consultants about displaying said video of said wreck or no wreck. it will be posted on this thread for all to see

[SweetSVT99]

I must see this video!!

[Dirt]

i do have such evidence! but it comes at a price!
i have footage of said surfing from a distance of less than ten feet, inwich guldy clearly without a doubt...... Did Not cause the wreck of former dodgetire champion dirt.
Soon as i consult with my consultants about displaying said video of said wreck or no wreck. it will be posted on this thread for all to see

Shenanigans!!! I'm going to send Fester Jones to ramsack your home, steal said video and play several games of "Hide the Dookie." I know where you live!

[bleedfororbea]

Calm son there is no need for threats you are in deep enough how it is with the SIS USA-C Rules, Results, Complaints.
I will post the video soon, and the members of the board ;ie current dodgetire champions will decide who is at fault and who should recieve 50 lashes well laid on by a fat bike inner tube

[Guldy]

Crap. I'll pay for all copies of that video. to disappear. forever. They'll ruin all my fun.
More from USA-C book I payin the price:
Golden Rule - Under no circumstances shalt thou pass the ForcMeister during the course of a race event. Offenders will be subject to foulness from ForcMeister's mouth, Bad Luck, Bad Karma, multiple Flat Fat Tires, ghouls from the vestiges of Hell and the Wrath of God hisself.

[Vittetoe761]

Photo proof...

[Westy_3]

This is about the exact pose Dirt had. Still waiting on the video evidence, it's got to be awesome.

[Tigris99]

I was laughing too hard to even think about getting photo proof. My complaint was that seemed to be the only episode I saw the whole day, I expected...well, more