Missing: 2 Drinking Fists. One Red and One Black. Very, very near and dear to my heart. I honestly don't know how I'm able to drink without them.

Last seen: MWMBF the infamous night of "Get off your homemade chariot!"

Reward: If you "find" them, there will be a beer reward. If you stole them and your morals kick in leading you to give them back, the reward is I will not beat you up wearing said fists.

I checked my garage and the FORC shed. They are nowhere to be found.

Would love to have these back. Thanks!