Anyone know the whereabouts of my drinking fists?

[Dirt]

Missing: 2 Drinking Fists. One Red and One Black. Very, very near and dear to my heart. I honestly don't know how I'm able to drink without them.

Last seen: MWMBF the infamous night of "Get off your homemade chariot!"

Reward: If you "find" them, there will be a beer reward. If you stole them and your morals kick in leading you to give them back, the reward is I will not beat you up wearing said fists.

I checked my garage and the FORC shed. They are nowhere to be found.

Would love to have these back. Thanks!

[jimithng23]

I may have information that could lead you to the last known location of said fists.

Terms are negotiable.

[Dirt]

Why do I get the feeling this has to do with the Velveteen Rabbit???

[Westy_3]

Do said drinking fist fit a bottle of boone's wine?

[Dirt]

Do said drinking fist fit a bottle of boone's wine?

It do. It most certainly do.

[Westy_3]

Then no, I don't know where they are at.