I've got a stoopid hot recipe, I don't like hot that much, but every chili cook off needs at least one that is outrageously over the top. Aaand since I have been known on occasion to fit that description... IF, and ONLY if, no one else is making a REALLY hot chili, I will. But if your chili is hot, hot, hot... post up, and I'll make a really good one instead. Remember- REAL chili is made from road kill and does NOT have beans in it.

(Pfft. Beans IN Chilii, next they'll be making belt drive bicycles!)