I'm out but my coffin cooler really wants to go again and is a little sore that you didn't count him as part of the group last year...With the coffin cooler, TEN went on the trip last year, not nine. Did any of you other scrubs carry upwards of 400 beers with you the entire trip? No! Give the MAN some friggin' respect!

Further, he wanted me to tell you that if he goes on this trip again and once again does not come back with a new sticker to brandish, he will pee in all your beverages at next year's Midwest Mountain Bike Fest where, by the way, my team will once again kick LAMBA's ass at Mountain Bike Dodgeball!