I'm Mountain Bike Patrol and most of you know I've been on a Mountain Bike a time or two so this was hilarious at the time!

After marshalling the top of black Hill with Ben, I go to ride on and apparently my front derailler shifted itself while the bike was sitting still at the top of black hill. So I coast down and go to set up for a big hop over the orange root at the top of the other side. I make a big push with my left pedal- NOTHING!!! The Front derailller shifted!!

With my full weight on the left pedal it bottoms out the rotation at the exact moment the front wheel hits the root- da Da DA- SUPERMAN!!!

So Ben walks over to the pile of debri that is me and non-chellantly says- "The only person that I have the phone number for in case someone gets hurt... is YOU!!" BWAHAHAHAHA!!!