The Few, the Proud, the NMBP

[Home Grown Turtle]

I heard that Patrollers can handle scary situations, like a patio umbrella in a ceiling fan. I have been considering becoming one of the "elite". you guys drink Meister Brau?

-HW

[dirtboy]

Yes, some members of the force were enlisted to combat an unruly umbrella in a domestic with a ceiling fan. Those kind of situations are dangerous and although we realize the danger, still we rush in to help...after one last sip of beer and after making sure no one else is getting off their butt to do it. Please join the team!
Hey, how did you know mp's pet name for me was Meister Brau? And I have checked the allowable consumables list and we will drink MB. Let's see... it's below homebrew, old homebrew, ... falstaff...red white and...ah here it is, right below Milwaukee's Best and right above Hamms. Man, we need to rethink our pay scale!db