ha ha! My evil plan of turning the mtbp into drinkers of beer only fit for college kids and shirtless whinos is well underway! Soon, I will have them wearing tight yeti jerseys unzipped to their navels, growing beards, and driving vehicles with one shiny wheel! Rats, I have just revealed my diabolical plan!

I mean, I am excited to laugh in the face of danger to help fellow riders! I'll hit you up for details soon.

muuuwhaaahaahaa!
-hw